Stillborn / Thanks Guys

it's like these big,
fat american children
kicking screaming, trying
to get out of my head
ENJOY INTEREST THANK GOD and then JUST
FLOP onto the floor
and do nothing.

the doctor says, " sorry,
but you don't have insurance. "

i turn to my friends &
they just shrug.

Captain Electro-Bastard Update

After several long minutes of galactically savvy world-saving in the local JC Penny, our hero somehow managed to sit in a trashy car listening to Metallica for two hours while waiting for his girlfriend to show up after punching an air conditioner in half.

While staring at the back of an old world Honda Prelude, a thought came to him.

Nobody cared, though.