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Re-Unification theory: Featuring Johnny Beaver and the Brothers Quay

"Time makes sense of nothing". Those are the words submitted by newest Member Status Attainee Johnny Beaver (whose name can be interchanged with John E. at the sole discretion of anyone who as attained the Eighth Point).

The following work will be displayed alongside a Ten Minute version of the Epic of Gilgamesh by The Brothers Quay. Editor-In-Chief BigAlDente was in talks during a Moment of Clarity with one Agent 23 concerning the memes distilled and concentrated into a work that shows the "Several-One" constant inherent in all cultures. You are invited to digest both of the following works. You are invited to find a singularity. Time makes sense of nothing.

" nothing has really changed "

loser's get an unfriendly diet,
but it works// ends
justify the means. government wants to
give a gun to an 18
year old. government's obviously
never met one. us over here,
though... ain't got no time for
a Taurus; says the boy is gonna
get it bad, but the status
on the hero is gonna have to wait
for the haircut. hell, i'd
like to say that i'd finish this
poem before i'd get up to avoid
pissing myself... &
somehow all of this
fits together.

yes, oh but no no no.
because of? yes, no no.
yes :

proves the point.

time makes sense of nothing,
and fuckers out of us all.

And now peruse the following offering: "The Epic of Gilgamesh" or "This Unnameable Little Broom" by the Brothers Quay. Discuss.

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