Featuring the work ov: Johnny Beaver

"question mark"

a man without a penis sells you
a vaccuum cleaner &
the damned thing breaks after
a year and a half of hiding
in the closet.

Jose comes out of his melon
coloured house and keeps
the cats from
fucking.

you're a racist
because you can't remember
or never knew his
real name.

you're getting fat because there's
nothing else to do.

the beer here sucks.